Blair V. Bush

"I went on GMTV," [Blair] continued, moving his head about stiffly in mock indignation, "and Kate Moss's models were on it, too. Five or six of them. And all of them amazingly beautiful."

"Wearing?"

"Not much. They were about six foot three. In incredibly short skirts. And someone said, 'Did you notice how short their skirts were?' And I said, 'No! No!'"

"Bit early in the day," grumbled a journalist.

"No," said the PM, "it wasn't too early in the day. It never is too early in the day."