Sometimes you take the Iowa caucuses for granted, and you forget that the way we pick presidents is weird and complicated and not really constructed to reflect the will of the people. And then, finally, after months of campaigning, Iowa actually votes, and you see the process up close, and it’s impossible to ignore how screwed up it is. Especially now that Twitter has enabled live micro-reporting from the scene.
An Iowa caucus goer just told an NPR presenter that she was supporting Trump because of the way he rebuilt the World Trade Center.
— Matthew Garrahan (@MattGarrahan) February 2, 2016
At the second to last primary debate, Donald Trump said a “smell of death” lingered over Manhattan after 9/11, but “we rebuilt downtown Manhattan, and everybody in the world watched and everybody in the world loved New York and loved New Yorkers.” It seems someone took that “we” literally!
CNN showed an unexpected method for collecting ballots:
"Look Wolf they just stuffed these ballots in thirst popcorn baskets" -- in any other system that would be a reporter observing voter fraud
— Philip Gourevitch (@PGourevitch) February 2, 2016
Just to reiterate,the Republican nominee is being picked by ballots stuffed in popcorn baskets.No one understands how the Democrat is picked
— Sean T, PhD (~2020) (@SeanTrende) February 2, 2016
The pro-Iowa argument is that Iowans take the process of picking the president very seriously, that the caucus system of having supporters give speeches and try to win over other voters is a way to create a better marketplace of political ideas. And yet:
Trump speaker is "just tired of it all". That was his speech. Seriously. 30 seconds tops.
— Doug McHone (@dougmchone) February 2, 2016
Local color was certainly not limited to the GOP side:
Sanders speaker on HRC in West Des Moines: "Every night, she slept with the old president. And we got the same thing."
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) February 2, 2016
But don’t be too worried that the leader of the free world is being picked by maniacs. They do deeply love America, even when printed on a 50-50 cotton-poly blend likely made in China:
Democracy in action -- no flag in room for pledge of allegiance so kid took off his shirt &stood on chair for pledge pic.twitter.com/fQCJrqzGEE
— Megan Specia (@meganspecia) February 2, 2016